What is the most effective way to kill your dorm mates? The obvious answer is to simply spray bug spray, yes you will die to but it’s worth it. This is
The story of Bookdude’s bug spray
Many of you may know that bug spray is not for confined spaces… so obviously you should bring a leaking one to a dorm
Bug spray has many uses: you make a flamethrower with it, spray it to kill bugs and people, make a small hole in it so it slowly seeps into your lungs and last but not least spraying it in. Bookdude in our dorm did all of them except the first one, lucky us.
It all started on the second night- I don’t know if william mentioned it in his article but after poker dude was a was asleep, book dude struck, he had carefully planned attack, he struck, he sprayed his bug spray, and when everyone yelled book dude plead not guilty. William and Gavi hid under their sleeping bags. But I punched book dude 18 times- obviously I’m kidding, though it was quite annoying, but that was just the start. [editing william taking over] I shall tell this story, because I was directly involved. It was night. Book dude held up the bug spray and said, “should I spray it?” I jokingly replied, “YEH DO IT” and he walked over to Billy’s bunk and sprayed it in his eyes.
This was one of the events that sparked the billy Bookdude conflict which you can find out about in our other articles