As I write this it is Saturday the 9th of September, the day after the Doodle Night. The Doodle Night was pretty good. There was a Glee Club performance, some poems, a 7 year old singing (which she did really well!), and of course the Zulu Play (which I performed in).
I know this article isn’t about tue Zulu Play, but in my opinion the actual thing wasn’t as good as our rehearsals. I think we were all just nervous, so…
But what I’m talking about today is about the MOST sinister thing the Doodle Night had to offer - the infamous LEMON WATER!!!
Okay, so you’re probably pretty confused. “Lemon water? How is that sinister!?” But let me explain first.
There was a jar full of lemon water at the Doodle Night. Immediately, the question comes to your mind, lemon water? Why not lemonade? While the logical answer is that they wanted to make it yourself (there was sugar and hot water provided (me and Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know made lemonade)), that is incorrect.
In fact, what is the actual answer is that it was a mere player in a grand, evil scheme involving lemon, scripts, and a Biology Exam.
Let me start at the beginning. Please remember that on Wednesday my class had a biology test. And remember that Zulu Play. These are essential factors to my theory on the menacing plot.
So. Our school has missed a whole bunch of Fridays due to Spring Day, Inter-House, etc. So to make up for it, they changed our subject timetable on a Wednesday (obviously still including Biology for our test), to be more similar to a Friday’s timetable.
So we go about our new day. We go to math, then History, then break. Then Creative Writing. Here’s where it gets interesting.
We had this whole entire thing where we didn’t know whether Biology or Geography was next. Our Creative Writing teacher turned this into an activity where we acted like it was a conspiracy.
But acting is not the right word! No, because it was!
The raccoon is back!!! We don’t know who it’s possessed, but he is back! He is trying to raccoonify us with his new machine- the raccoonifier!
He tried to confuse us with the timetable because he has currently possessed our biology teacher - Mrs. V!!!
And he came up with the idea of the Zulu Play because he wanted people to show up to the Doodle Night.
But why the Doodle Night? Because that’s where the racoonifier is hidden! And guess where the racoonifier is hidden? You guessed it! The wicked, malicious, sinistro, LEMON WATER
Wait, how is Lemon Water a raccoonifier? That will be explained in an upcoming article where I explain how the raccoonifier works.
And how do you protect against this evil scum? If you’ve already drunk the lemon water it may be too late, but if you made lemonade out of it (like me and Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know did) you’re safe!
That’s it. It’s the end. Now you know.