A recent revelation has proposed the theory that there is a secret cult hidden in the sewers that worships lollipops.
While at the first this theory may sound preposterous, it has many reasons for it to be true!
To begin, people have reported strange sounds happening from the drains on the field of Raccoonhouse, strangely only during break. This may be because they only meet during break.
And during an expedition down into the sewers of Raccoonhouse, the explorers have found lollipop wrappers! How strange.
All this evidence has a clear correlation with the cult believed to live underneath Raccoonhouse, as it has been believed since the dawn of Raccoon
An ancient relic, carved into lollipop, was recently found in the sewers of Raccoonhouse, as well as the lollipop wrappers.
It was written in Russian, but the explorers translated it. It reads:
You, who reads this,
Head the warning,
Do believe the lies,
‘Fore they are not.
Lollipops, lollipops,
Slipping down the drain,
Old nor young,
For it’s new,
Heed this clue.
The raccoon shall rule,
Not for long,
The very top is right,
The very down is wrong.
Archaeologists still do not know what it means, but we here think it means a secretive cult revering lollipops lives in Racconhouse’s sewers.
Now you know.
By Gavi, a RETALIATOR who will stop the POEM.
You willingness to scroll shows you deserve a clue.
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