So. I know we got back from camp a while ago, and you’re like GAVI WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN WILLIAM GAVI!! Right? You’ve all been like that, right?
Anyways. I’ve been really busy with tests, and now this weekend when I did have time I was on holiday, BUT
Here is my very first article on camp (and not my last, I have so much more planned!), on the infamous: KP.
I know some of you might be like: KP? What’s that? KP stands for Kitchen Prep. It’s basically a competition between the tables at Camp to see who could clean the best after meals. Now, the girls tables won… SO MUCH.
But once my table won. (For those of you who want to know who was also in my table, it was Me, William, Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know, Billy, Poker Bro, Book Kid, Sangoma Soccer Kid Version R and Dante)
This one time, we did SUPER well. We came first, and the table full of Grade 6KW boys came second (WHICH IS IMPORTANT FOR LATER). So, what is the reward for winning KP? You get to cut the front of the Tuck Shop line! Awesome, considering it once took me AN HOUR just to get some gummies and a chocolate.
So, I went with my table and we went to the front of the tuck shop line, where Cloudy was (he is an absolute chad, btw) and we went inside. The second I stepped foot inside Tea-Bag shouted, “GET OUT, CHEATERS!”
I was like, “whaaaat?”. Cloudy said that our table had been caught cheating and therefore we couldn’t purchase from the tuck shop, WHICH I SWEAR ON MY LIFE WE DIDN’T CHEAT (editor william here- yeah I vouch, I cleaned that table myself, we DIDN’T cheat) . (or at least I didn’t know if we did somehow). Then I misunderstood what Cloudy said, and thought he said that because of this we were banned from the tuck shop. (Actually he just said we must go to the back of the line).
I stormed back to the dorm, very mad, told everyone, and after some sulking- I mean… THINKING I went back, found out I misheard and went to the back. I waited what felt like an hour (probably just twenty minutes but whatever-), and finally got my tuck.
But that’s not it!! No, no, no! We figured out that we must have been framed. We originally thought that it was the table next to us, filled with girls (some of whom we didn’t like), so…
But then Poker Bro told one of the girls who sits there (Corn meal[editing william- I told Gavi that was a bad name]), she got mad after we accused her. But when she calmed down she said it was definitely not their table, and, in fact, they had also been sabotaged. Suspicious, right?
One of the few boys that sat on the table (Guy with Wizard Shirt) said that while he had been cleaning for KP where we had been sabotaged, he had looked at our table. The floor was spotless and so was the table itself. He look again, and the floor was dirty, full of food and there was a cup on the table.
Suspicious.
But, guess who was second both of the times people were sabotaged (and the only two times they came second). The table full of Boys from Grade 6KW.
So, my theory is that they sabotaged both tables. Of course, this hasn’t been proved and is a relatively empty accusation, mostly made up of educated guesses, so take it for a grain of salt.
But anyways, that was my telling of the Table Tactics (aka sabotage and KP)
Now you know
(Editing william in the house) now I would like to add MY tuck shop story. Now when we where doing the activity’s we had teabag as the dude leading us, now teabag helped run the tuck shop so he had to go before the lines brewed up so he let us go and grab our wallets earlier than the others, I sprinted to the dorm to grab the wallet and sprinted back. I was only third in line, so I thought it would be petty to skip the line, so I just waited, I got a 2 PALLETS sweets, I had coke Pepsi gummy’s chocolate the works, I had 16 items in total. Anyway the line built up and I was there when gavi started sulking. I just ate sweets and felt bad, so when Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know came to the dorm, Gavi told him, “we’re not aloud to buy because we ‘cheated’” Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know was sad and for a good reason. Now one thing you need to know about Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know, is he is just a simple man, all he wanted was one lunch bar. So I recruited Dante who forgot we had kp privileges (chadded behavior) and was waiting in line, then Dante bought Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know his lunch bar and all worked out.
(except for Gavi's stuff)