Williams camp essentials

Camp is in 2 days for me… I’ll let that sink in. And between me Gavi and Why-Do-You-Need-To-Know, we estimate that we’ll publish at least 15 articles… that means DAILY article- FOR HALF A MONTH, and this one is just a little throw away articles, here’s my camp essentials.

a set of playing cards in a wooden box

Listen in those dorms, you will have some free time, and no, don’t think you’ll be able to just sit and read a book, are you insane? No you’ll want to play something, and instead of going the route of playing truth or dare or something, just bring some cards, weather it’s uno or monopoly, you need something. I choose poker because uhm the [censored because I don’t want to get arrested for gambling] but yeah it’s a small R50 buy- no obviously for legal reasons I’m joking.

a buffet with a lot of food on it

Listen, let’s just establish now, the food at camp is NOT THE BEST what is the best all those snack. Now last year we all laughed at one dude for having mountains of food, but clearly he was more experienced then us newbies, and on day 3 when he had a bunch of chili sticks on day 3 we were jealous of him. Let this be a lesson to you all, I am bringing 4 cups of ramen, 1 box of tennis biscuit rusks, and 3 packs of wine gums, oh yeah and also 67 chickens.

a rack of clothes on hangers in a clothing store

Teacher last year was like, “you need 18 pairs of clothes for every single second and 23 pairs of pants for every 3 seconds-“ I wore 2 pants 3 underpants 1 t-shirt and 1 jacket. Let that set in. Listen bring a warm fluffy jacket your 2 favorite 2-shirts 2 pants and 85 pairs of underwear. That’s it. Then you can use the spare space for something like I don’t know maybe a body, hey Gavi why do you need that extra space? Is it for what you did on August 24th last year. Is it for why-do-you-need-know’s body?

(Editing Gavi: Stop spreading slander we both know Lucky did that; shut up or I'll to get more space for yours)